| WAYNE: | All right! Welcome to THS Daily News…I’m your excellent host, WAYNE CAMPBELL. With me, as always, is my very good friend, GARTH ALGAR |
| GARTH: | All right! Yeah! What’s up, Talawanda? |
| WAYNE: | Okay, right on. It’s Tuesday, October 31st… |
| GARTH: | Halloweeeeeeen!!!! |
| WAYNE: | Okay–we have an excellent show for you today. |
| GARTH: | For sure. |
| WAYNE: | All right, excellent |
| GARTH: | Excellent. |
| WAYNE: | Study on, Garth |
| GARTH: | Study on, Wayne |
| WAYNE: | All right…we’re on the news |
| GARTH: | We’re. On. The. News. That’s…cool…I guess. |
| WAYNE: | ***long pause*** Okay. Well, as you know, there’s always stuff going on at THS. |
| GARTH: | Yeah. So, here’s a quick rundown of everything happening this week. |
| WAYNE: | Right. So, first up, Setting Stone will meet today, after school, in Mr. Aerni’s room–room 320. Be there to discuss all the details about Friday’s Coffee House. |
| GARTH: | Also, Project Green meets today after school in Mrs. Ruther’s room, room 224. |
| WAYNE: | Yeah, excellent. Tomorrow, NHS will hold its induction ceremony in the PAC at 7:00. |
| GARTH: | In the PAC. Is that, like, Pacman’s lair? |
| WAYNE: | No way, Garth. It’s the Performing Arts Center. And, it’s for National Honors Society-a nationally recognized organization for students who meet the highest standards of excellence. |
| GARTH: | No way. |
| WAYNE: | Way! Oh, and on Thursday Mock Trial will meet from 5:30 to 7:30 in Dr. Weatherwax’s room, room 3:15. |
| GARTH: | And, after that, Talawanda Tribune will meet from 7:30 to 8:15. |
| WAYNE: | Oh, and don’t forget–the Powderpuff game is Thursday night, too! |
| GARTH: | Yeah–while registration is closed, you can still come out and cheer on the teams. |
| WAYNE: | And, if you’re looking for something excellent to do on Friday night, the Setting Stone Coffee House will be happening in the Cafeteria. |
| GARTH: | Like, what’s that? |
| WAYNE: | Garth, the Coffee House is only the most excellent event featuring some of THS’s most talented musicians and singers and artists. |
| GARTH: | No way. |
| WAYNE: | WAY! |
| GARTH: | What time does it start? |
| WAYNE: | The Coffee House starts at 7:30, and tickets will be on sale starting in Mr. Aerni’s room, room 320. |
| **NEWS** | ****** |
| GARTH: | All right |
| WAYNE: | And now, let’s head over to BILLY Z at the sports desk. GAME ON! |
| GARTH: | GAME ON! |
| BILLY Z: | Game on, WAYNE. Game on, GARTH!
And, speaking of games, here’s what’s excellent in sports: |
| **CONTENT** | ****** |
| WAYNE: | So, we have one more thing. It is Halloween, as you know. |
| GARTH: | Yeah. Like, time to dress up like something spooky or cool and go door to door to get a stash of excellent treats. |
| WAYNE: | Right on. So here’s our picks for the top five best Halloween costumes at THS in 2023. |
| BILLY Z: | Number 5…dress up like Mr. Schmid! |
| GARTH: | Excellent. Number 4: Go as Wayne and Garth…. |
| ALL: | NOT!!! |
| BILLY Z: | Number 3: Barbie and Allen. |
| WAYNE: | Yeah, number one movie of the summer. And, Allen was such a stunning character. |
| GARTH: | I agree. He was a little known character turned into a hero. Excellent. |
| ALL: | excellent! |
| GARTH: | Okay. Number 2. Joe Burrow…I guess. |
| WAYNE: | Great player. Worth the price tag? Debatable.
And…the number one costume this Halloween… |
| ALL: | Taylor Swift in a Travis Kelcee jersey!!! |
| GARTH: | And, that’s it for today, Talawanda. Thanks for tuning in. I’m GARTH |
| WAYNE: | and I’m WAYNE. Study on, THS. Have an excellent day… |
| OUTRO: | ***outro headbanging to rockout part of “Bohemian Rhapsody” |